mmmm sam adams

Sam Adams (bottles) go down like water lately...i need a new go-to-drink...

...its a pleasant problem to have...

beer-to-go

I think Congress or the president or whomever was wrong to ban 'public outdoor drinking'. It's kind of a pain in the ass. Last night all of my friends and I went bar hopping, and were rather disappointed in the 'clientele' so to speak (that means we wanted girls to talk to us and they didn't). Some bars were too crowded. Some too young. Some too old. Some completely empty. Some had just the perfect amount of girl-to-guy ratio, but someone forgot to tell the girls to pay attention to us. So we kept moving on. Which would have been fine, except we spent far too much time walking between bars, and not enough time drinking. WTF!

Now, if we could have ordered a beer to go, this would have helped our situation. We could have ordered a drink at every shitty bar we entered, and taken it with us on our travels. In short, that would have gotten us much drunker. Eventually we'd have been way to plastered to realize all of the bars sucked, and we would have ended up staying in one anyway, having fun and getting even drunker. I mean, wouldn't that stimulate the economy or something? Aren't we in a recession??

I just don't understand why this administration wants to keep us in this recession, when there is such a clear solution. That's all I'm saying.